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      Then fell it thus, that to the parish church, | 
| 200 | The Lord Christ Jesus' own works for to work, | 
 | This good wife went, upon a holy day; | 
 | Her forehead shone as bright as does the May, | 
 | So well she'd washed it when she left off work. | 
 | Now there was of that church a parish clerk | 
| 205 | Whose name was (as folk called him) Absalom. | 
 | Curled was his hair, shining like gold, and from | 
 | His head spread fanwise in a thick bright mop; | 
 | 'Twas parted straight and even on the top; | 
 | His cheek was red, his eyes grey as a goose; | 
| 210 | With Saint Paul's windows cut upon his shoes, | 
 | He stood in red hose fitting famously. | 
 | And he was clothed very well and properly | 
 | All in a coat of blue, in which were let | 
 | Holes for the lacings, which were fairly set. | 
| 215 | And over all he wore a fine surplice | 
 | As white as ever hawthorn spray, and nice. | 
 | A merry lad he was, so God me save, | 
 | And well could he let blood, cut hair, and shave, | 
 | And draw a deed or quitclaim, as might chance. | 
| 220 | In twenty manners could he trip and dance, | 
 | After the school that reigned in Oxford, though, | 
 | And with his two legs swinging to and fro; | 
 | And he could play upon a violin; | 
 | Thereto he sang in treble voice and thin; | 
| 225 | And as well could he play on his guitar. | 
 | In all the town no inn was, and no bar, | 
 | That he'd not visited to make good cheer, | 
 | Especially were lively barmaids there. | 
 | But, truth to tell, he was a bit squeamish | 
| 230 | Of farting and of arrogant language. |