|  | "But of one thing I warn you, my friends dear, | 
|  | I will not have an old wife coming here. | 
| 205 | She shan't have more than twenty years, that's plain; | 
|  | Of old fish and young flesh I am full fain. | 
|  | Better," said he, "a pike than pickerel; | 
|  | And better than old beef is tender veal. | 
|  | I'll have no woman thirty years of age, | 
| 210 | It is but bean-straw and such rough forage. | 
|  | And these old widows, God knows that, afloat, | 
|  | They know so much of spells when on Wade's boat, | 
|  | And do such petty harm, when they think best, | 
|  | That with one should I never live at rest. | 
| 215 | For several schools can make men clever clerks; | 
|  | Woman in many schools learns clever works. | 
|  | But certainly a young thing men may guide, | 
|  | Just as warm wax may with one's hands be plied. | 
|  | Wherefore I tell you plainly, in a clause, | 
| 220 | I will not have an old wife, for that cause. | 
|  | For if it chanced I made that sad mistake | 
|  | And never in her could my pleasure take, | 
|  | My life I'd lead then in adultery | 
|  | And go straight to the devil when I die. | 
| 225 | No children should I then on her beget; | 
|  | Yet would I rather hounds my flesh should fret | 
|  | Than that my heritage descend and fall | 
|  | Into strange hands, and this I tell you all. | 
|  | I dote not, and I know the reason why | 
| 230 | A man should marry, and furthermore know I | 
|  | There speaks full many a man of all marriage | 
|  | Who knows no more of it than knows my page, | 
|  | Nor for what reasons man should take a wife. | 
|  | If one may not live chastely all his life, | 
| 235 | Let him take wife whose quality he's known | 
|  | For lawful procreation of his own | 
|  | Blood children, to the honour of God above, | 
|  | And not alone for passion or for love; | 
|  | And because lechery they should eschew | 
| 240 | And do their family duty when it's due; | 
|  | Or because each of them should help the other | 
|  | In trouble, as a sister shall a brother; | 
|  | And live in chastity full decently. | 
|  | But, sirs, and by your leave, that is not I. | 
| 245 | For, God be thanked, I dare to make a vaunt, | 
|  | I feel my limbs are strong and fit to jaunt | 
|  | In doing all man's are expected to; | 
|  | I know myself and know what I can do. | 
|  | Though I am hoar, I fare as does a tree | 
| 250 | That blossoms before the fruit be grown; you see | 
|  | A blooming tree is neither dry nor dead. | 
|  | And I feel nowhere hoary but on head; | 
|  | My heart and all my limbs are still as green | 
|  | As laurel through the year is to be seen. | 
| 255 | And now that you have heard all my intent, | 
|  | I pray that to my wish you will assent." |