| "But of one thing I warn you, my friends dear, |
| I will not have an old wife coming here. |
205 | She shan't have more than twenty years, that's plain; |
| Of old fish and young flesh I am full fain. |
| Better," said he, "a pike than pickerel; |
| And better than old beef is tender veal. |
| I'll have no woman thirty years of age, |
210 | It is but bean-straw and such rough forage. |
| And these old widows, God knows that, afloat, |
| They know so much of spells when on Wade's boat, |
| And do such petty harm, when they think best, |
| That with one should I never live at rest. |
215 | For several schools can make men clever clerks; |
| Woman in many schools learns clever works. |
| But certainly a young thing men may guide, |
| Just as warm wax may with one's hands be plied. |
| Wherefore I tell you plainly, in a clause, |
220 | I will not have an old wife, for that cause. |
| For if it chanced I made that sad mistake |
| And never in her could my pleasure take, |
| My life I'd lead then in adultery |
| And go straight to the devil when I die. |
225 | No children should I then on her beget; |
| Yet would I rather hounds my flesh should fret |
| Than that my heritage descend and fall |
| Into strange hands, and this I tell you all. |
| I dote not, and I know the reason why |
230 | A man should marry, and furthermore know I |
| There speaks full many a man of all marriage |
| Who knows no more of it than knows my page, |
| Nor for what reasons man should take a wife. |
| If one may not live chastely all his life, |
235 | Let him take wife whose quality he's known |
| For lawful procreation of his own |
| Blood children, to the honour of God above, |
| And not alone for passion or for love; |
| And because lechery they should eschew |
240 | And do their family duty when it's due; |
| Or because each of them should help the other |
| In trouble, as a sister shall a brother; |
| And live in chastity full decently. |
| But, sirs, and by your leave, that is not I. |
245 | For, God be thanked, I dare to make a vaunt, |
| I feel my limbs are strong and fit to jaunt |
| In doing all man's are expected to; |
| I know myself and know what I can do. |
| Though I am hoar, I fare as does a tree |
250 | That blossoms before the fruit be grown; you see |
| A blooming tree is neither dry nor dead. |
| And I feel nowhere hoary but on head; |
| My heart and all my limbs are still as green |
| As laurel through the year is to be seen. |
255 | And now that you have heard all my intent, |
| I pray that to my wish you will assent." |