| At Trumpington, not far away from Cambridge, |
| There goes a brook, and over that a bridge, |
| Upon the side of which brook stands a mill as well; |
70 | And this is very truth that I to you tell. |
| A miller was there dwelling, many and many a day; |
| As any peacock he was proud and gay. |
| He could mend nets, and he could fish, and flute, |
| Drink and turn cups, and wrestle well, and shoot; |
75 | Always in his leathern belt he did parade |
| A sword with a long trenchant blade. |
| In his pocket he carried a pretty knife; |
| No man who dared to touch him, on loss of life. |
| A long knife from Sheffield he carried in his hose; |
80 | Round was his face and turned-up was his nose. |
| As bald as any ape's head was his skull; |
| He was a quarrelsome swaggerer to the full. |
| No man dared a hand on him to lay, |
| Because he swore he'd make the beggar pay. |
85 | A thief he was, it's true, of corn and meal, |
| And sly at that, accustomed well to steal. |
| His name was known as arrogant Simpkin. |
| A wife he had who came of gentle kin; |
| The parson of the town her father was. |
90 | With her he gave very many a pan of brass, |
| To insure that Simpkin became his family. |
| She had been bred up in a nunnery; |
| For Simpkin would not have a wife, he said, |
| Unless she were a virgin and well-bred |
95 | To preserve his estate of yeoman stock. |
| And she was proud and bold as a magpie cock. |
| A handsome sight it was to see those two; |
| On holy days before her he would go |
| With a broad tippet bound about his head; |
100 | And she came after in a skirt of red, |
| Simpkin's stockings were dyed to match that same. |
| No man dared to call her aught but 'dame'; |
| Nor was there one so hardy, in the way, |
| That dared flirt with her or attempt to play, |
105 | Unless he wanted to be slain by Simpkin the Swagger |
| With cutlass or with knife or with a dagger. |
| For jealous folk are dangerous, you know, |
| At least they'd have their wives to think them so. |
| Besides, because she was a dirty bitch, |
110 | She was as high as water in a ditch; |
| And full of disdain and full of sneering. |
| She thought a lady should be quite willing |
| To greet her for her kin and family |
| Having been brought up in that nunnery. |