| Now wol I seye yow sooth, by seint Thomas, |
| Why that I rente out of his book a leef, |
| For which he smoot me so that I was deef. |
675 | He hadde a book that gladly, nyght and day, |
| For his desport he wolde rede alway. |
| He cleped it Valerie and Theofraste, |
| At whiche book he lough alwey ful faste. |
| And eek ther was som tyme a clerk at Rome, |
680 | A cardinal that highte Seint Jerome, |
| That made a book agayn Jovinian, |
| In whiche book eek ther was Tertulan, |
| Crisippus, Trotula, and Helowys, |
| That was abbesse nat fer fro Parys, |
685 | And eek the Parables of Salomon, |
| Ovides Art, and bookes many on, |
| And alle thise were bounden in o volume, |
| And every nyght and day was his custume |
| Whan he hadde leyser and vacacioun |
690 | From oother worldly occupacioun |
| To reden on this book of wikked wyves. |
| He knew of hem mo legendes and lyves |
| Than been of goode wyves in the Bible. |
| For trusteth wel, it is an impossible |
695 | That any clerk wol speke good of wyves, |
| But if it be of hooly seintes lyves, |
| Ne of noon oother womman never the mo. |
| Who peyntede the leon, tel me, who? |
| By God! if wommen hadde writen stories, |
700 | As clerkes han withinne hire oratories, |
| They wolde han writen of men moore wikkednesse |
| Than all the mark of Adam may redresse. |
| The children of Mercurie and Venus |
| Been in hir wirkyng ful contrarius, |
705 | Mercurie loveth wysdam and science, |
| And Venus loveth ryot and dispence. |
| And for hire diverse disposicioun |
| Ech falleth in otheres exaltacioun, |
| And thus, God woot, Mercurie is desolat |
710 | In Pisces, wher Venus is exaltat; |
| And Venus falleth ther Mercurie is reysed. |
| Therfore no womman of no clerk is preysed. |
| The clerk, whan he is oold and may noght do |
| Of Venus werkes worth his olde sho, |
715 | Thanne sit he doun, and writ in his dotage |
| That wommen kan nat kepe hir mariage. |
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| Now will I tell you truth, by Saint Thomas, |
| Of why I tore from out his book a leaf, |
| For which he struck me so it made me deaf. |
675 | He had a book that gladly, night and day, |
| For his amusement he would read alway. |
| He called it 'Theophrastus' and 'Valerius', |
| At which book would he laugh, uproarious. |
| And, too, there sometime was a clerk at Rome, |
680 | A cardinal, that men called Saint Jerome, |
| Who made a book against Jovinian; |
| In which book, too, there was Tertullian, |
| Chrysippus, Trotula, and Heloise |
| Who was abbess near Paris' diocese; |
685 | And too, the Proverbs of King Solomon, |
| And Ovid's Art, and books full many a one. |
| And all of these were bound in one volume. |
| And every night and day 'twas his custom, |
| When he had leisure and took some vacation |
690 | From all his other worldly occupation, |
| To read, within this book, of wicked wives. |
| He knew of them more legends and more lives |
| Than are of good wives written in the Bible. |
| For trust me, it's impossible, no libel, |
695 | That any cleric shall speak well of wives, |
| Unless it be of saints and holy lives, |
| But naught for other women will they do. |
| Who painted first the lion, tell me who? |
| By God, if women had but written stories, |
700 | As have these clerks within their oratories, |
| They would have written of men more wickedness |
| Than all the race of Adam could redress. |
| The children of Mercury and of Venus |
| Are in their lives antagonistic thus; |
705 | For Mercury loves wisdom and science, |
| And Venus loves but pleasure and expense. |
| Because they different dispositions own, |
| Each falls when other's in ascendant shown. |
| And God knows Mercury is desolate |
710 | In Pisces, wherein Venus rules in state; |
| And Venus falls when Mercury is raised; |
| Therefore no woman by a clerk is praised. |
| A clerk, when he is old and can naught do |
| Of Venus' labours worth his worn-out shoe, |
715 | Then sits he down and writes, in his dotage, |
| That women cannot keep vow of marriage! |
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